Here we go, just a couple of slaps and she's ready to swallow all the way

Oops, I should've told you not to put sperm inside

The nurse said it's good to get laid, because sex cures all diseases

"We've figured out the length of the dick, now fuck it." That's where I fucked up

I didn't let you fuck me in real life, you decided to fuck me in my sleep 😱 What a twist!

You don't recognize your sister? How about if I blow you and show you my tits?

- Holy shit, did you come inside?! - Well, you wanted a change, so here you go